I should be a detective

So I had like three dreams in one last night, each one seamlessly transforming from the next. At first I was standing in a line to get ice-cream and it was a really long line but no one was complaining we were all just waiting. And then it was like I was a detective or journalist doing a story on the ice-cream parlour and I was talking to the employees, and one of them was blind and she was talking about how because of her disability it made her the best person to make new flavours and then I started talking to her about how she became blind and it was in some accident when she was younger. And in the corner was this big fat man-looking lady, the way many a lunch lady is described, wearing a hairnet and scooping out ice-cream for the hoardes of people and all of a sudden it dawns on me that the employee's blindness was no accident but the result of lunch lady's manipulations to have the greatest ice-cream. And then she looks at me and I know so I pull out my gun that I all of a sudden have but she doesnt just surrender instead she pulls a flick-knife out of her apron so for some reason I put down my gun like knife beats gun. Then I'm chased outside by crazy knife-wielding ice-cream lady and she goes to throw the knife and and it lands a few feet from me and then my back-up arrives and she's arrested.

I think this next one is the result of me watching Jackass the movie, it was like I was a videographer hiding in the bushes as a team of people all dressed up jumped out and scared people rounding the corner of a building, or they would jump out fromm behind closed doors and scare people. Not a lot happened really I think I forgot most of it.

Next, a group of random friends some of whom I recognised and some I didnt got all dressed up in superhero costumes to watch a movie premiere of some new comic movie. It was like an open air cinema on the grass but with all the comforts of an indoor cinema. And then when the movie's over my friends and I are doing tricks and stuff on the grass like they were doing in the movie, it's like there is a super low gravity on this planet that we are one because we can basically fly given a few kicks of the feet and some careful manourvering. And then I had to wake up because my dog needed to be fed.